“They’re ugly and they’re dirty and they’re dumb and I don’t even care if they are dead, they’re not touching
me!” – Lucy Wilson Return of the Living Dead Part 2
The zombie apocalypse will start by some kind of outbreak of a ‘zombie plague’ due to an infectious disease. Zombies are motivated by a need to consume living humans. Those killed by or infected by zombies usually turn into zombies themselves. The plague spreads quickly, exponentially, and is unable to be controlled. There is no way to stop the dead from rising after the phenomenon has begun.
We can close our eyes to things we don’t want to see … but how can we close our heart to things we don’t want to feel?
I swear none of my fingers were zombies yesterday.
Sometimes we say we are fine but inside we are not. Sometimes we just don’t want to rock the boat.
“Don’t worry the zombies are looking for brains, you’re safe.” -Author Unknown
They’re coming to get you. Note I said “you”, not me.
Zombie sightings are on the rise. If you see a warning sign like this, run! Save yourself. Worry about the rest of us later.
“There was an accident, then, everybody died. Trouble was… they didn’t stay dead.” – Resident Evil: Apocalypse
You’re a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.
How to make vampire pumpkins.
Not exactly sure what’s going on here, but something’s not right with these eggs.
Must be zombie eggs!
This might possibly be my dream house.
“Who wouldn’t feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time. The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge.”
For more pics visit http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house
How do you think you’re going to survive a zombie apocalypse without some canned goods? Learn how and stock up now. Before it’s too late!
No matter where we are, how much money we have, or who else is around, we are who we are – each other’s best friends. I have been so very aware of this fact all week, and I have also come to the realization that this is not a reality for everyone.
I love my husband. ♥
Not a lot, but enough to cover the rooftops and most of the grass.
Who needs anger management? Not this chick. I mean, who wants to play happy birds? Medicated birds maybe.
A friend sent this to me in an email and I thought it would be fun 🙂
Type your name, followed by thinks into Google search and see what comes up. Here are a few of my results…
Lisa thinks she’s sleeping with the enemy.
Lisa thinks she’s a teenager.
Lisa thinks her friends are crazy.
Lisa thinks it’s worth the trip.
Lisa thinks she’s hot sh*t cause she’s a sociopath.
Lisa thinks she’s tough.
idk, sometimes it’s fun just to be silly.
Dear sneaky little buzzing fly that happened to come in when I opened the door… if it weren’t for you I wouldn’t have received the hilarious entertainment of my cats spazzing out trying to catch you. Thanks for the laughter. Now I’m ready to squish you!