I never feel I’m all that fascinating but clearly others do since I’m asked questions I would never dream of asking anyone else.

I’m not kidding, you could be on fire and unless you bring it up, I’ll just act as though you’re smoking – a lot.

Why is that?

Oh, call me crazy but it’s a little quirk I have called FUCKING PRIVACY.

Yes, there was a time you were actually born with it. It was built-in, like your belly button. There was no such thing as ‘Google Search’ or the government poking around into your personal affairs on a whim.

However, I am a good sport with nothing to hide so, go ahead, ask me anything but just so you know, it’s a one-time offer.