It’s crazy out there. I’ve already killed 15 zombies but someone tell me why are they all carrying candy???
Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse happened in December. We should all have our war stories and tell our kids and grandkids stories about how we rebuilt the world after we defeated the zombies and survived Planet X. And, we should tell them that people who deny that it ever happened just had their minds wiped by the aliens.