I was reading an instruction manual and I got to the part about needing a screwdriver … so I got out the orange juice and vodka. Everything after that is a mystery.
This kind of changes the way I think about the movie.
I do this more often than I’d like to admit.
Some people call it “nagging,” I prefer to call it, “just do what I freaking told you to do the first time.”
Oh how I wish I would have thought of that response at times.
And when I read it, I’m silently singing it in my head. 🙂
Does anyone have a recipe for “I don’t know” or I don’t care”? It’s what my family requested for dinner and I can’t seem to find any recipes.
It’s funny how our childhood punishments are now our adult pleasures. For example, naps and spankings.
I bought this book for my daughter when she was little, she memorized the words. To this day she’ll throw out a line from the book and I’ll say one back. If you have children/grandchildren I’d think they’d love it.
Oh cats. They all love their boxes. 🙂
I am one of those few people who doesn’t like chocolate, I do like candy though. I think this idea is the perfect substitution for chocolate. I must remember to show my husband this for next year.
Remember when you threw a shoe at me and I fell somewhere behind the bed.
I remember too.
I find this amusing as I have just spent 6 days beating every Angry Bird game out there. What next? Probably a whole season of some show on Netflix.
No wonder they say English is the hardest language to learn. That whole “after C” rule was just a lie teachers told to confuse us.
I understand that we haven’t spoken since I ran away with the dish, but I thought you should know you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair.
I’m having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes actually. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.
This pic reminds me of my husband. He often says, “I’m so hungry I could just eat & eat & eat & eat.” We are trying to make healthy choices when it comes to food and he sometimes says, “I remember the good old days when I could eat whatever I wanted.” 🙂
Finally the summer temps have arrived. They seemed a long time coming this year.
I seem to walk to my own beat. 🙂
I don’t know about you but I have thought about running away more often as an adult then when I was a kid.
“Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes the special occasion is that you have a bottle of wine in the fridge.”
I have a lot of “special occasions.”