First World Pandemic Problems

Total confirmed cases of covid-19 worldwide: 422,829 / Deaths 18,907 / Recovered 109,102

I had three precious bottles of wine left. I gave one away to my elderly neighbour and decided I would chill one of the others for myself. I placed the bottle in the freezer and waited for it to chill.

A little later I went to retrieve it. When I opened the freezer door the bottle rolled out an smashed. I was not impressed.

I do realise there are bigger problems in the world right now, hence why I wanted the wine in the first place.

Cheers 🥂

It’s All in the Name

I have actually had boxed wine before and it wasn’t terrible. I certainly have had worse.

Drinking Alone

 

Who Needs Sleep Anyway

I’d be shaking after drinking all this. 🙂

 

 

Coffee

I wake up at 4am and drink one coffee every hour until 2pm. Two is my cut off so I can sleep at night.

Beverage Logic

It burns me that water costs more than soda.

Every Morning

♪♫ And no one dared, disturb the sound of silence ♪♫ – Sounds of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel

No one had best disturb my silence until I’ve had my cup of java in the morning.

 

My Spirit Animal

A goose… grey goose. Cheers!

My Version of Living Hell

 

There isn’t enough coffee in Columbia to make me a morning person.

 

 

 

How to Get Adults to Hunt for Easter Eggs

Now those are my kind of stuffed eggs.

Best Friends

 

I sure consider these guys my best friends. 🙂

 

 

Extreme Energy

 

One of my co-workers doesn’t drink coffee. He drank 3 Tropical Citrus Vitamin Water and mentioned he felt really edgy. He was surprised when I told him what he was drinking had caffeine. A look at the bottle told him: enhanced water developed to temporarily relieve fatigue, promote endurance and enhance motor performance.

Oh Canada

 

It’s true. My home province of Alberta was the first to announce they would let bars open at 5am and serve liquor for this mornings Canada’s vs. Sweden in the men’s hockey final at the 2014 Sochi Olympics. Several more followed – Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario & Nova Scotia. Canadians love their hockey and their beer.

Nothing Like Morning Coffee

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.” -Dave Barry

I agree, I really don’t feel like talking until I’ve showered and had my coffee.

The Fruit Juice Diet

 

That’s my favourite kind of juice and I’d be perfectly happy with that diet. 🙂

Honest Labels

 

It’s ridiculous how much a Starbucks coffee costs. I don’t even like SB coffee. Although I do like SB Mocha Latte.

Alcohol

 

It certainly is… especially the dancing part.

Pepsi vs. Coke

 

Good marketing. What do you prefer – Pepsi or Coke. I like Pepsi better myself but if given a choice I’ll take ginger ale over cola.

Jell-O Shots

Jell-O is pointless without alcohol in it.

(Click link at bottom for the recipe for these yummy looking shots.)

http://doitandhow.com/2012/02/18/rainbow-jello-shots/

Alcohol Effects

To some extent, this is very true.