First World Pandemic Problems

Total confirmed cases of covid-19 worldwide: 422,829 / Deaths 18,907 / Recovered 109,102

I had three precious bottles of wine left. I gave one away to my elderly neighbour and decided I would chill one of the others for myself. I placed the bottle in the freezer and waited for it to chill.

A little later I went to retrieve it. When I opened the freezer door the bottle rolled out an smashed. I was not impressed.

I do realise there are bigger problems in the world right now, hence why I wanted the wine in the first place.

Cheers 🥂

Extreme Energy


Extreme Energy

One of my co-workers doesn’t drink coffee. He drank 3 Tropical Citrus Vitamin Water and mentioned he felt really edgy. He was surprised when I told him what he was drinking had caffeine. A look at the bottle told him: enhanced water developed to temporarily relieve fatigue, promote endurance and enhance motor performance.

Oh Canada



It’s true. My home province of Alberta was the first to announce they would let bars open at 5am and serve liquor for this mornings Canada’s vs. Sweden in the men’s hockey final at the 2014 Sochi Olympics. Several more followed – Saskatchewan, Manitoba, Ontario & Nova Scotia. Canadians love their hockey and their beer.