Easter is the only time when you can put all your eggs in one basket and get away with it.
Guess what?! Yesterday my husband woke up with a cold. Not just any cold though, a MAN COLD.
What’s the difference between a cold and a man cold you ask? Well let me tell you.
A cold is what we normally know as a stuffy/runny nose, cough, a few aches.
A man cold is all that plus a whiny, grown man who can’t quite grasp why he feels so awful. He feels like he’s dying and the world is coming to an end because he feels so terrible.
A man cold isn’t fun, especially for wives. You’d think the man was on his death-bed or suffering a horrific illness. Nope just a cold. But, a man cold because you know, men can be such babies.
Thanksgiving is a time of togetherness and gratitude.
Yesterday it seemed my Facebook feed was inundated with videos of “cats are jerks”. Well my friends, so are dogs.
I agree, the stuff is just nasty.
“The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It’s unbelievable to me. Candy corn is the only candy in the history of America that’s never been advertised. And there’s a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. And so, since nobody eats that stuff, every year there’s a ton of it left over.”